Happy Monday! Today I would like to recount the peautiful lesson bestowed upon us by those crazy folks of at [title of show].

JEFF: So you’re saying movies make good musicals?
BLANK PAPER: Well, they make musicals….

So, although some movies are great, their musical counterparts should just be left undone. Let us keep this in mind when people start suggesting things like Rachel Getting Married: the Musical, Million Dollar Baby: the Musical and A Beautiful Mind: the Musical.

Minimal test scores, a really wealthy father and knowing Oprah Winfrey will help a little bit, but flashy production numbers are what REALLY get you into your top choice in Ivy League school.

Thanks, Legally Blonde!