larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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Wait, do you know what tumblr is?

My 15-year-old cousin.
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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

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pir8crabs:

Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.

Oh…

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